1%’er Food. I thought this category needed a little explaining. This isn’t about snobbery, it’s about poking fun at the those who believe these things to be real.
1%’er Food is all the food that would exist if the 1%’ers actually ate everything that the liberals believed they did.
This category is a collection of recipes and food ideas for those awful 1%’ers. For example, I put on my butler uniform and white gloves and went to my local liquor store. I asked them what I should buy for my 1%’er boss. They kindly suggest a few of the following options:
If you would like an acceptable wine, there are several first growth wines available. They only range from $1200 to $5,000. An easy drinking wine.
If hard liquor is more of the correct pallet, there are some simple options as well. There is Ciroc Vodka:
Louis XIII for $2,400
Patron for the tequila types
and then my favorite, a good whisky.
Of course, there are always the daily food recommendations. Don’t expect to see food like pork. This crowd prefers the oceanic meats, like Lobster and Crab.
Don’t expect the 1% to actually have to get their hands dirty when preparing their food. They have peeps that do it for them. We will stay on top of the most recent in butler and service trends. From decanters to organic cleaners, we are going to highlight all of the greatest products, services, and ideas for the opulent 1%.
But the irony of this is so many of the 1% and Democrats and liberals and many of the Liberal politicians are part of the 1% themselves. Soooooooo we will highly enjoy calling out the left when they act like, elect, and promote their causes through the 1%.
I hope you come back and really enjoy this category. Happy reading everyone! Hmmm I think I am going to start with a Martini … then drink it.