How to make a $40 Gin and Juice:
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Have your people buy an $800 bottle of Gin.
Then they should rim the cup with sugar.
Add Blueberries and Mint.
Pour in the Gin. Shaken twice, because three times is just obnoxious. Never stir.
Pour in the juice.
Enjoy. Because you can.